i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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