Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
