you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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