fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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