omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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