awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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