Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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