Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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