I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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