3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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