First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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