Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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