C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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