my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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