that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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