in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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