I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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