Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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