he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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