sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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