STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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