This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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