I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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