When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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