She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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