I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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