therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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