While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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