Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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