So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
