Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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