i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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