i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
