Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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