why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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