All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I need a beard to bite.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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