well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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