And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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