4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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