Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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