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This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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