Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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