WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
this will be a night to untag.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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