Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
