After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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