guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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