chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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