Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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