At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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