Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
