do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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