How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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