My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
