Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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