I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
operation harelip BJ is a go
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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