Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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