You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
