Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
