its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
